Ep. 001, Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova
Trixie: Hi everyone, it’s me, Trixie Mattel
Katya: And I’m Katya. Welcome to
Both: UNHhhh
Trixie: The show where we talk about whatever
Katya: And in whatever way we want to
Trixie: Because it’s not your show
Katya: It’s ours
Trixie: It’s ours
[INTRO]
Trixie: Nyyyyeaaaaaa. I have to tell you, when I met you on Drag Race, I walked up to you and the first thing I thought was ‘costume so cool, her teeth are so big and bright’ and I thought you looked really pretty.
Katya: Thank you
Trixie: But what’s funny is, you look like a real person but then your comedy is really funny, funny, funny, and I feel like I look funny and then I’m terrible
Katya: [Screeching laughter]
Trixie: So we relate in that way. What did you think when you saw me?
Katya: Well, first of all I thought you were part of the crew
Trixie: Haha, everyone did
Katya: When you de-drag [??]
Trixie: You know Miss Fame was like “will you get me a Red Bull?” I’m like “I don’t work here, cunt”
Katya: I didn’t think that you look like a man. I don’t think that you look like a woman
Trixie: Oh, y’all wanted a twist?
Katya: [Wheezing laughter]
Trixie: This is a woman who —
Katya: [Huhuhuhu laughter]
Trixie: No, um, I, ‘cuz I think that I look like very obviously a man who’s very dressed up
Katya: You seemed, like, pretty calm and cool and like —
Trixie: I did?!
Katya: Yeah [inaudible, because Trixie’s interrupting]
Trixie: Oh, I thought I was going home every day
Katya: But you were friendly with everybody
Trixie: Oh, yeah
Katya: You know, like, very outgoing and and
Trixie: Yeah, I was just there to have a good time. Well, you know when you walk into a room where everyone around you has nicer hair and costumes
Katya: Yeah
Trixie: And is more talented, you just got to, got to roll the ball. Oh, do you remember how certain we were that neither of us were gonna win and from like episode 2 I knew, like “I’m gonna do good but it’s not me”
Katya: Oh yeah and you know what, here’s the thing —
Trixie: Only because other people seemed like they were being received so well
Katya: So well! Violet —
Trixie: Violet, day one
Katya: Yeah
Trixie: Is pulling out, remember her spring runway, the first thing we saw?
Katya: That was, that was my favorite thing. That was my favorite look of hers
Trixie: That was amazing, although, her walk in look, one of her purple contacts was gone, I was like “I can see your brown eye” and she hated me right away
Katya: She denies it to this day but I will, I will tell this story time and time again that she f****** called me a ‘filler queen’
Trixie: [Bird noises]
Katya: Bitch, as soon as I walked in and I had, I had already been like tiptoeing —
Trixie: She was right
Katya: On, on, on —
Trixie: [Bird noises] I mean, we filled in between episode 1 and her winning. We were filler queens
Katya: Knowing that you’re not gonna win in not a great mindset by the way but it does, it’s kind of freeing
Trixie: Well, it helps that you went from not smoking to fully smoking in about two days
Katya: It, it took about two days and then, by day four, I was smoking between 35 and 40 cigarettes a day. Om Namah Shivaya, Om Namah Shivaya, do you guys love Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?
Trixie: [Bird noises] That’s my drag name. Ladies and gentleman, Hamburger Mary’s West Hollywood, bringing to the stage
Katya: The incomparable —
Trixie: Incomparable
Katya: The legendary
Trixie: The legendary
Both: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Trixie: Oh my God
Katya: Get on up, get on up
Trixie: Turn me out, turn me out
Katya: Om Namah Shivaya, Om Namah Shivaya
Trixie: Wait a minute, I have a question
Katya: What?
Trixie: But okay
Katya: What?
Trixie: We’ve traveled the world and we’ve seen some amazing drag names. Can we talk about a little girl in Australia
Both: Karen from Finance
Katya: A lot of great drag names, a lot of terrible ones
Trixie: I will never understand, like, I’m a man and I’m gonna go do drag and I can have any name I’m gonna pick in the world — Rebecca Michaels. Like, are you in the Witness Protection program?
Katya: Exactly, exactly
Trixie: Why are you like that? I like when the name tells you what you’re about to see. Like Ginger Minj I think says everything about her. It’s kind of like this older Broadway kind of name —
Katya: Yeah, that’s true
Trixie: And it’s kind of a joke name
Katya: It’s Vaudevillian, yeah, yeah
Trixie: Trixie Mattel I think makes sense
Katya: Yeah
Trixie: I’ve never met a Trixie. There’s Katyas though, in the world
Katya: Katya is like, is like the, the, I don’t know, like the Kelly of Russia
Trixie: Yeah
Katya: It’s the Katie of Russia
Trixie: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Katya: It’s really, really common, like me
Trixie: And you’re like the Bob of the United States
Katya: And don’t forget to subscribe to
Both: Wow Presents
Transcribed by: TranscriptUNHhhhs from the Serengetti
Edited by: UNHhhh Encyclopedia
Katya: And I’m Katya. Welcome to
Both: UNHhhh
Trixie: The show where we talk about whatever
Katya: And in whatever way we want to
Trixie: Because it’s not your show
Katya: It’s ours
Trixie: It’s ours
[INTRO]
Trixie: Nyyyyeaaaaaa. I have to tell you, when I met you on Drag Race, I walked up to you and the first thing I thought was ‘costume so cool, her teeth are so big and bright’ and I thought you looked really pretty.
Katya: Thank you
Trixie: But what’s funny is, you look like a real person but then your comedy is really funny, funny, funny, and I feel like I look funny and then I’m terrible
Katya: [Screeching laughter]
Trixie: So we relate in that way. What did you think when you saw me?
Katya: Well, first of all I thought you were part of the crew
Trixie: Haha, everyone did
Katya: When you de-drag [??]
Trixie: You know Miss Fame was like “will you get me a Red Bull?” I’m like “I don’t work here, cunt”
Katya: I didn’t think that you look like a man. I don’t think that you look like a woman
Trixie: Oh, y’all wanted a twist?
Katya: [Wheezing laughter]
Trixie: This is a woman who —
Katya: [Huhuhuhu laughter]
Trixie: No, um, I, ‘cuz I think that I look like very obviously a man who’s very dressed up
Katya: You seemed, like, pretty calm and cool and like —
Trixie: I did?!
Katya: Yeah [inaudible, because Trixie’s interrupting]
Trixie: Oh, I thought I was going home every day
Katya: But you were friendly with everybody
Trixie: Oh, yeah
Katya: You know, like, very outgoing and and
Trixie: Yeah, I was just there to have a good time. Well, you know when you walk into a room where everyone around you has nicer hair and costumes
Katya: Yeah
Trixie: And is more talented, you just got to, got to roll the ball. Oh, do you remember how certain we were that neither of us were gonna win and from like episode 2 I knew, like “I’m gonna do good but it’s not me”
Katya: Oh yeah and you know what, here’s the thing —
Trixie: Only because other people seemed like they were being received so well
Katya: So well! Violet —
Trixie: Violet, day one
Katya: Yeah
Trixie: Is pulling out, remember her spring runway, the first thing we saw?
Katya: That was, that was my favorite thing. That was my favorite look of hers
Trixie: That was amazing, although, her walk in look, one of her purple contacts was gone, I was like “I can see your brown eye” and she hated me right away
Katya: She denies it to this day but I will, I will tell this story time and time again that she f****** called me a ‘filler queen’
Trixie: [Bird noises]
Katya: Bitch, as soon as I walked in and I had, I had already been like tiptoeing —
Trixie: She was right
Katya: On, on, on —
Trixie: [Bird noises] I mean, we filled in between episode 1 and her winning. We were filler queens
Katya: Knowing that you’re not gonna win in not a great mindset by the way but it does, it’s kind of freeing
Trixie: Well, it helps that you went from not smoking to fully smoking in about two days
Katya: It, it took about two days and then, by day four, I was smoking between 35 and 40 cigarettes a day. Om Namah Shivaya, Om Namah Shivaya, do you guys love Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?
Trixie: [Bird noises] That’s my drag name. Ladies and gentleman, Hamburger Mary’s West Hollywood, bringing to the stage
Katya: The incomparable —
Trixie: Incomparable
Katya: The legendary
Trixie: The legendary
Both: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Trixie: Oh my God
Katya: Get on up, get on up
Trixie: Turn me out, turn me out
Katya: Om Namah Shivaya, Om Namah Shivaya
Trixie: Wait a minute, I have a question
Katya: What?
Trixie: But okay
Katya: What?
Trixie: We’ve traveled the world and we’ve seen some amazing drag names. Can we talk about a little girl in Australia
Both: Karen from Finance
Katya: A lot of great drag names, a lot of terrible ones
Trixie: I will never understand, like, I’m a man and I’m gonna go do drag and I can have any name I’m gonna pick in the world — Rebecca Michaels. Like, are you in the Witness Protection program?
Katya: Exactly, exactly
Trixie: Why are you like that? I like when the name tells you what you’re about to see. Like Ginger Minj I think says everything about her. It’s kind of like this older Broadway kind of name —
Katya: Yeah, that’s true
Trixie: And it’s kind of a joke name
Katya: It’s Vaudevillian, yeah, yeah
Trixie: Trixie Mattel I think makes sense
Katya: Yeah
Trixie: I’ve never met a Trixie. There’s Katyas though, in the world
Katya: Katya is like, is like the, the, I don’t know, like the Kelly of Russia
Trixie: Yeah
Katya: It’s the Katie of Russia
Trixie: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Katya: It’s really, really common, like me
Trixie: And you’re like the Bob of the United States
Katya: And don’t forget to subscribe to
Both: Wow Presents
Transcribed by: TranscriptUNHhhhs from the Serengetti
Edited by: UNHhhh Encyclopedia